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68 comments posted
Hate when people ask me what

Hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years; come on guys I don't have 2020 vision

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/09/2015 - 02:14
Lol

What did the acrobat do when he heard the news? He flipped

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/20/2015 - 01:39
PUNS

What do sumo wrestlers do after they stop wrestling?
They audition for TeleTUBBIES

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:11
PUNS

I used to like animals.
Then I saw it raining cats and dogs.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:09
PUNS

Did you hear about the mountain who ran for president?
He won by a landslide.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:04
Sea Plants

Can I kelp you with something?

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 01/04/2015 - 04:05
Pun

Why didn't the unicorn cross the road?
because there not real

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/17/2014 - 01:54
ba-dum chshhhh

I'm an executionist. I guess you could say I got a(head) in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 11/26/2014 - 01:12
HAHA

I used to be afraid of spinning rides, but then it turned around

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/21/2014 - 22:01
lol

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/14/2014 - 05:10
Puns Of The Day :D

-They found a hole in the wall of the nudist camp, the police are looking into it.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:32
Hurdles

I used to be afraid of hurdles. Then I got over over it.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/02/2014 - 03:02
Pun

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 00:54
applicaple to my life

It's better to have loved and lost a short person then to never have loved A TALL

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:49
pirate

sea captains don't like crew cuts!!

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 03:15
Giant!

Did you hear about the giant who threw up? Its all over town!

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:04
lol i love myself

Need an ark? i Noah guy

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/01/2014 - 15:56
Miley Cyrus Pun

I tried to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it wasn't twerking.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/04/2014 - 19:17
Funny

That was soooo funny

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 18:37
Pun

How did the barber win the race? He took at short CUT!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/05/2014 - 00:23
pun

no actually he ran all the way without cheating.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/21/2014 - 22:27
haha antijoke for a pun lol

haha antijoke for a pun lol

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 22:30
WHYYYYYYYYY

You're killing my dreams ;-)

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 02:19
Bad pun

The sandwiches are DELI-cious :D

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/14/2014 - 05:20
Grace walked gracefully down

Grace walked gracefully down the aisle

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/03/2014 - 06:56
An example of a pun

We all take a head step in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/01/2013 - 23:06
hardy har har

Broken pencils are pointless.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/08/2013 - 21:22
How does Dracula like his eggs?

Sunny Side Down.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:06
What is Dracula's least favorite food?

Stake with garlic.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:05
Flowers

What did the florist use for her cake?
Flour.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:04
FOOD PUN

wow i guess you can ketchup to me you actually beet me!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:45
lol

dont "mind" me im just the brain!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:43
Pun

Stop it! Jamaican me crazy!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/19/2013 - 04:34
Just chillin'

Heard about the man who froze himself to absolute zero?
He's OK now.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/21/2013 - 17:54
Science?

is that 0 kelvin?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/30/2014 - 09:31
Science

yup

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:25
pans!

KRILL-IN
KRILL-OUT

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/12/2013 - 10:54
a...pan?

a...pan?

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/18/2013 - 02:15
braindead gravy

braindead gravy

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/04/2014 - 17:17
pun

Peter pan never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 16:29
peter pan never lands.

peter pan never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 09/14/2014 - 07:34
what is that

what is that

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/04/2013 - 23:16
i don't get this one either

i don't get this one either

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/10/2013 - 01:02
peter pan lives in neverland.

peter pan lives in neverland. he can fly. he never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/18/2013 - 02:15
Ah

Good one

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 06:53
Wow

Lol

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 09/06/2014 - 04:05
?

i dont get it

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/01/2013 - 00:36
I hate English, my grammars

I hate English, my grammars never write.

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/29/2013 - 04:10
pun

did you hear about the broom.... its sweeping the nation

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/10/2013 - 19:59
Elro ono

ty

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/09/2013 - 06:48

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