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pirate

sea captains don't like crew cuts!!

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 03:15
Giant!

Did you hear about the giant who threw up? Its all over town!

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:04
lol i love myself

Need an ark? i Noah guy

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/01/2014 - 15:56
Miley Cyrus Pun

I tried to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it wasn't twerking.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/04/2014 - 19:17
Pun

How did the barber win the race? He took at short CUT!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/05/2014 - 00:23
pun

no actually he ran all the way without cheating.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/21/2014 - 22:27
Bad pun

The sandwiches are DELI-cious :D

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/14/2014 - 05:20
Grace walked gracefully down

Grace walked gracefully down the aisle

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/03/2014 - 06:56
An example of a pun

We all take a head step in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/01/2013 - 23:06
hardy har har

Broken pencils are pointless.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/08/2013 - 21:22
How does Dracula like his eggs?

Sunny Side Down.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:06
What is Dracula's least favorite food?

Stake with garlic.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:05
Flowers

What did the florist use for her cake?
Flour.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:04
FOOD PUN

wow i guess you can ketchup to me you actually beet me!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:45
lol

dont "mind" me im just the brain!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:43
Pun

Stop it! Jamaican me crazy!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/19/2013 - 04:34
Just chillin'

Heard about the man who froze himself to absolute zero?
He's OK now.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/21/2013 - 17:54
Science?

is that 0 kelvin?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/30/2014 - 09:31
Science

yup

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:25
pans!

KRILL-IN
KRILL-OUT

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/12/2013 - 10:54
a...pan?

a...pan?

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/18/2013 - 02:15
braindead gravy

braindead gravy

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/04/2014 - 17:17
pun

Peter pan never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 16:29
what is that

what is that

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/04/2013 - 23:16
i don't get this one either

i don't get this one either

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/10/2013 - 01:02
peter pan lives in neverland.

peter pan lives in neverland. he can fly. he never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/18/2013 - 02:15
Ah

Good one

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 06:53
?

i dont get it

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/01/2013 - 00:36
I hate English, my grammars

I hate English, my grammars never write.

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/29/2013 - 04:10
pun

did you hear about the broom.... its sweeping the nation

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/10/2013 - 19:59
Elro ono

ty

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/09/2013 - 06:48
Thanks!

thanks for telling me all of these jokes. i will use them in class, especially the Italian joke.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/04/2013 - 04:18
Lol

Puns are very punny but when it comes to ferns they're very furnny :)

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 20:40
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 04:34
PUNNY PUNNY PUN

We must be nice to the salt or else it will feel insalted.
You can't ketchup to me, no matter how much relish you mustard.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 23:31
Puns

I was going to say that but i guess you beet me to it.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 22:30
Pun

Why didn't he eat your old pizza off the counter? Because he's waiting for good-dough

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 02:39
Two good Puns

At a pizza shop: seven days without pizza makes one weak.

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 23:25
PUNNY PUNNY

Q: What's the opssite of progress?
A: Congress.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:25
Supreme Puns

All these puns helped me on my literary elements test. Thanks for all your help!:)

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 01:56
Pun

Shadow was de-lighted to be with Fluffy when the lights when out.

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 15:04
That was on our language arts

That was on our language arts poster...

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 14:13
Yeah

For coat of arms

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 22:51
Funny

A sewage tank had a sign that says, "Warning: This tank is full of Political Promises"

(#^0^#)

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 21:13
funny and punny

when it rains, it pours

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 18:10
"ask for me tomorrow, and you

"ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man"

--Romeo and Juliet

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 03:03
punny

I work as a baker because i knead dough.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 21:38
Very punny

When you're russian around, dont be stahlin XD

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 05:28
i like it ! :D

i like it ! :D

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/12/2013 - 04:33

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