Puns

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can somebody tell me a pun?

It has to be related to water, sea, ocean, statues, or a name Benedict/Steven.

THANKS!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 12/01/2016 - 12:16
lol

lol

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/22/2016 - 00:44
If we're rushin'...

If we're Russian, Soviet!

I give full credit to my dad and my sister for coming up with that one ;)

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 11/10/2016 - 04:05
These comments are punny

These comments are punny

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 11/06/2016 - 21:01
NONE

run to the church but i dont fear nun(none)

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/19/2016 - 08:17
Cat Pun!

I feel this situation is a bit CAT-astrophic!

LOL

More cat puns.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/01/2016 - 12:57
PUNS!!!

Are you a vetnarion because pupies (Arms) are sick!!!

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/23/2016 - 15:57
punny jokes about corn

did ya here the joke about corn? it was corny.
did ya here the joke about popcorn? it was butter than this one.

whats corns favorite kind of dog? husky

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 05/22/2016 - 20:11
haha

omg

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/16/2016 - 14:42
Two peanuts walked in a bar,

Two peanuts walked in a bar, and one of them was a-salted.

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/11/2016 - 17:08
Haha

What do you call and aligator in a vest? An INVESTIGATOR

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/16/2016 - 16:32
Re: Haha

*an
lol

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 03/30/2016 - 03:38
Orange you glad to see me?

Orange you glad to see me?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/21/2016 - 03:57
Puns?

"i've gotten a ton of work done today. a skeleTON."
"SANS!"
"c'mon, you're smiling"
"I AM AND I HATE IT!"

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/08/2016 - 04:36
It was going to happen

I literally clicked on "puns" to see if anyone had made that connection. Was not disappointed.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/20/2016 - 05:06
wow

right when im listining to spider dance XD

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/24/2016 - 21:57
another undertale fan i see

"the one tickled my funny bone"

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/05/2016 - 01:23
Choir

Choir is tones of fun

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/09/2015 - 01:47
Puns!

I was just reading these puns and these are HILARIOUS! Keep up the good work! *thumbs up*

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:00
wanna hear a joke about

wanna hear a joke about potassium?
K

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/22/2015 - 20:39
Sodium and Hydrogen say otherwise...

They say NaH!

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:52
pun

stop making me laugh I will puma pants

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/24/2015 - 22:32
Party

Let us have a garden party Lettuce turnip the beet

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 07/05/2015 - 21:51
What a punderful day

What a punderful day

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 06/25/2015 - 10:06
Pun

Why did the dinosaur cross the road

Because chickens did not exsit yet

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:25
nope

roads don't exist either

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/25/2016 - 20:52
opposite

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road.

There was a KFC on the other side.

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/22/2015 - 02:27
PUN

PUNTASTIC

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/10/2015 - 19:49
Puns

WORST PUN EVA

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:16
I suck at Puns

I need more

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/10/2015 - 06:14
Pun

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/05/2015 - 00:17
thats not a pun

thats not a pun

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/29/2015 - 04:47
To "thats not a pun"

yes it is, indecisive means that you can't decide on something, so if you say that now you're not so sure, that means that you're being indecisive on that decision, thus creating a pun!

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/08/2015 - 01:18
no that is not a pun. that is

no that is not a pun. that is irony. in a pun two or more meanings of a word have to be implied. there is only one meaning of indecisive

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 19:52
Good one.

Good one.

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/15/2015 - 21:37
romance

Honey, you are such a sweet person.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/06/2015 - 19:03
pun

A cricket player was constantly getting edges.
He has an edge over others.

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 04/25/2015 - 14:05
Hate when people ask me what

Hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years; come on guys I don't have 2020 vision

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/09/2015 - 02:14
lol

lol... nice

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/28/2016 - 03:41
nice one

nice one

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 06:07
Lol

What did the acrobat do when he heard the news? He flipped

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/20/2015 - 01:39
PUNS

What do sumo wrestlers do after they stop wrestling?
They audition for TeleTUBBIES

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:11
PUNS

I used to like animals.
Then I saw it raining cats and dogs.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:09
How come

How come you do not like cats and dogs

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:17
Allergies.

There are some people who have allergies...

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:46
PUNS

Did you hear about the mountain who ran for president?
He won by a landslide.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:04
Sea Plants

Can I kelp you with something?

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 01/04/2015 - 04:05
Pun

Why didn't the unicorn cross the road?
because there not real

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/17/2014 - 01:54
ba-dum chshhhh

I'm an executionist. I guess you could say I got a(head) in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 11/26/2014 - 01:12
HAHA

I used to be afraid of spinning rides, but then it turned around

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/21/2014 - 22:01

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