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HAHA

I used to be afraid of spinning rides, but then it turned around

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/21/2014 - 22:01
lol

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/14/2014 - 05:10
Puns Of The Day :D

-They found a hole in the wall of the nudist camp, the police are looking into it.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:32
Hurdles

I used to be afraid of hurdles. Then I got over over it.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/02/2014 - 03:02
Pun

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 00:54
applicaple to my life

It's better to have loved and lost a short person then to never have loved A TALL

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:49
pirate

sea captains don't like crew cuts!!

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 03:15
Giant!

Did you hear about the giant who threw up? Its all over town!

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:04
lol i love myself

Need an ark? i Noah guy

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/01/2014 - 15:56
Miley Cyrus Pun

I tried to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it wasn't twerking.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/04/2014 - 19:17
Funny

That was soooo funny

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 18:37
Pun

How did the barber win the race? He took at short CUT!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/05/2014 - 00:23
pun

no actually he ran all the way without cheating.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/21/2014 - 22:27
haha antijoke for a pun lol

haha antijoke for a pun lol

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 22:30
WHYYYYYYYYY

You're killing my dreams ;-)

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 02:19
Bad pun

The sandwiches are DELI-cious :D

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/14/2014 - 05:20
Grace walked gracefully down

Grace walked gracefully down the aisle

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/03/2014 - 06:56
An example of a pun

We all take a head step in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/01/2013 - 23:06
hardy har har

Broken pencils are pointless.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/08/2013 - 21:22
How does Dracula like his eggs?

Sunny Side Down.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:06
What is Dracula's least favorite food?

Stake with garlic.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:05
Flowers

What did the florist use for her cake?
Flour.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:04
FOOD PUN

wow i guess you can ketchup to me you actually beet me!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:45
lol

dont "mind" me im just the brain!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:43
Pun

Stop it! Jamaican me crazy!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/19/2013 - 04:34
Just chillin'

Heard about the man who froze himself to absolute zero?
He's OK now.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/21/2013 - 17:54
Science?

is that 0 kelvin?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/30/2014 - 09:31
Science

yup

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:25
pans!

KRILL-IN
KRILL-OUT

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/12/2013 - 10:54
a...pan?

a...pan?

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/18/2013 - 02:15
braindead gravy

braindead gravy

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/04/2014 - 17:17
pun

Peter pan never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 16:29
peter pan never lands.

peter pan never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 09/14/2014 - 07:34
what is that

what is that

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/04/2013 - 23:16
i don't get this one either

i don't get this one either

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/10/2013 - 01:02
peter pan lives in neverland.

peter pan lives in neverland. he can fly. he never lands.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/18/2013 - 02:15
Ah

Good one

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 03/06/2014 - 06:53
Wow

Lol

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 09/06/2014 - 04:05
?

i dont get it

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/01/2013 - 00:36
I hate English, my grammars

I hate English, my grammars never write.

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 04/29/2013 - 04:10
pun

did you hear about the broom.... its sweeping the nation

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/10/2013 - 19:59
Elro ono

ty

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/09/2013 - 06:48
Thanks!

thanks for telling me all of these jokes. i will use them in class, especially the Italian joke.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/04/2013 - 04:18
Lol

Puns are very punny but when it comes to ferns they're very furnny :)

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 20:40
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 04:34
PUNNY PUNNY PUN

We must be nice to the salt or else it will feel insalted.
You can't ketchup to me, no matter how much relish you mustard.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 23:31
Puns

I was going to say that but i guess you beet me to it.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 22:30
Pun

Why didn't he eat your old pizza off the counter? Because he's waiting for good-dough

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/24/2012 - 02:39
Two good Puns

At a pizza shop: seven days without pizza makes one weak.

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 23:25
PUNNY PUNNY

Q: What's the opssite of progress?
A: Congress.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:25

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