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133 comments posted
thats not a pun

thats not a pun

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/29/2015 - 04:47
To "thats not a pun"

yes it is, indecisive means that you can't decide on something, so if you say that now you're not so sure, that means that you're being indecisive on that decision, thus creating a pun!

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 12/08/2015 - 01:18
no that is not a pun. that is

no that is not a pun. that is irony. in a pun two or more meanings of a word have to be implied. there is only one meaning of indecisive

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 19:52
BURN!

BURN!

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/10/2017 - 08:37
Good one.

Good one.

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/15/2015 - 21:37
romance

Honey, you are such a sweet person.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/06/2015 - 19:03
pun

A cricket player was constantly getting edges.
He has an edge over others.

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, 04/25/2015 - 14:05
Hate when people ask me what

Hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years; come on guys I don't have 2020 vision

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/09/2015 - 02:14
lol

lol... nice

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 10/28/2016 - 03:41
nice one

nice one

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 06:07
Lol

What did the acrobat do when he heard the news? He flipped

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/20/2015 - 01:39
PUNS

What do sumo wrestlers do after they stop wrestling?
They audition for TeleTUBBIES

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:11
PUNS

I used to like animals.
Then I saw it raining cats and dogs.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:09
How come

How come you do not like cats and dogs

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:17
Allergies.

There are some people who have allergies...

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:46
PUNS

Did you hear about the mountain who ran for president?
He won by a landslide.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/13/2015 - 02:04
Sea Plants

Can I kelp you with something?

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 01/04/2015 - 04:05
Pun

Why didn't the unicorn cross the road?
because there not real

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/17/2014 - 01:54
ba-dum chshhhh

I'm an executionist. I guess you could say I got a(head) in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 11/26/2014 - 01:12
HAHA

I used to be afraid of spinning rides, but then it turned around

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/21/2014 - 22:01
lol

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/14/2014 - 05:10
Puns Of The Day :D

-They found a hole in the wall of the nudist camp, the police are looking into it.
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 00:32
Hurdles

I used to be afraid of hurdles. Then I got over over it.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/02/2014 - 03:02
Pun

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 00:54
applicaple to my life

It's better to have loved and lost a short person then to never have loved A TALL

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:49
pirate

sea captains don't like crew cuts!!

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 03:15
Giant!

Did you hear about the giant who threw up? Its all over town!

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:04
lol i love myself

Need an ark? i Noah guy

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/01/2014 - 15:56
Miley Cyrus Pun

I tried to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it wasn't twerking.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/04/2014 - 19:17
this made my night...lmao

this made my night...lmao

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 05/10/2015 - 01:08
Funny

That was soooo funny

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 18:37
Pun

How did the barber win the race? He took at short CUT!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/05/2014 - 00:23
pun

no actually he ran all the way without cheating.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/21/2014 - 22:27
haha antijoke for a pun lol

haha antijoke for a pun lol

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 22:30
WHYYYYYYYYY

You're killing my dreams ;-)

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 02:19
Bad pun

The sandwiches are DELI-cious :D

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/14/2014 - 05:20
Grace walked gracefully down

Grace walked gracefully down the aisle

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 01/03/2014 - 06:56
An example of a pun

We all take a head step in life.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/01/2013 - 23:06
hardy har har

Broken pencils are pointless.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/08/2013 - 21:22
How does Dracula like his eggs?

Sunny Side Down.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:06
What is Dracula's least favorite food?

Stake with garlic.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:05
:D

That's a good pun

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:59
Flowers

What did the florist use for her cake?
Flour.

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 03:04
FOOD PUN

wow i guess you can ketchup to me you actually beet me!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:45
lol

dont "mind" me im just the brain!

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 23:43
Pun

Stop it! Jamaican me crazy!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 09/19/2013 - 04:34
Just chillin'

Heard about the man who froze himself to absolute zero?
He's OK now.

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/21/2013 - 17:54
Lol

Lmao good one. I am a science nerd and i appreciated that one

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/16/2017 - 19:44
Science?

is that 0 kelvin?

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 01/30/2014 - 09:31
Science

yup

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/13/2014 - 01:25

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